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Each Bespoke & Oak Motherhood mug offers you a great insight into Motherhood! Ideal for Mother's Day this year or as a welcome to the Motherhood Club for new mums or at a baby shower.

This one bears the quote 'MOTHERHOOD when you hope your child's attitude will help them lead a global company, and not a gang in prison'

We can offer any of the quotes below, if you have a different one you would like to use, pop us a message over and we can set you up a bespoke listing!

QUOTE 1 : MOTHERHOOD when sharing your bed with your child, is like sleeping with an octopus looking for it's car keys.
QUOTE 2 : MOTHERHOOD when your arm gets stuck under a sleeping baby and you would rather saw it off, than risk waking them.
QUOTE 3 : MOTHERHOOD when you hope your childs attitude will help them lead a global company and not a gang in prison!
QUOTE 4 : MOTHERHOOD when your major talent is being able to shove an entire chocolate bar into your mouthand speak normally to
your children.
QUOTE 5 : MOTHERHOOD when wearing your hair down is considered as making an effort
QUOTE 6 : MOTHERHOOD is living in a madhouse, run by a tiny army you created yourself
QUOTE 7 : MOTHERHOOD a magical time in your life when a booty call means wiping a small persons arse!
QUOTE 8 : MOTHERHOOD some days you amaze yourself....others you are looking for your phone whilst you are chatting on it
QUOTE 9 : MOTHERHOOD your greatest contribution to the world may not be something you do, but be someone you raise
QUOTE 10 : MOTHERHOOD when you haven't worn make-up for a week, you slap on some mascara and boom, you're all like, move over peeps - I'm back!

To add a personalised message to the back of your mug (max 60 characters) just add the wording to the NOTES SECTION at checkout.


We aim to process all order within 1 day of them arriving (the same day if they come in in the morning) and they are shipped with Royal Mail 48.


9.5cm by 8cm




We accept payment by Paypal, debit/credit card as well as Etsy gift card. We do not accept e-cheques.

Shipping from United Kingdom

We usually dispatch each day Monday-Friday. Orders placed after 1pm will normally be processed the following working day. Be aware that if you upgrade your order to express delivery the same applies.

UK delivery is normally by Business Class 48 Royal Mail with the exception of larger items which are courier delivered.

International delivery is by airmail and cannot be upgraded.

Please allow three working days for standard delivery in the UK and 12 working days for international delivery, although orders will often arrive sooner than this.

We always send an email to advise when your order has been dispatched. If you have any queries about when you will receive your order please contact us and we will be more than happy to advise.


If you wish to cancel your order please let us know as soon as possible. Once your order has been posted then a refund is only possible on stock, non-personalised items once the item/s have been returned to us in saleable condition.

If for any reason you are dissatisfied with your purchase please contact us, within 14 days of receipt, to arrange an exchange or refund. If your order is returned in perfect condition - still in any packaging - then we will provide a refund. Return postage is the customer's responsibility.

Personalised orders cannot be cancelled or changed once production has begun and cannot be refunded unless faulty. Any changes to personalisation must be reported to us as soon as possible - we will always endeavour to help.

Please contact us first before leaving negative feedback, as we will do all we can to resolve any dissatisfaction.



To add personalisation to an order, ensure you have selected the personalisation option if required. Add the product to your basket and head to checkout, here you can add the personalisation into the NOTES TO SELLER section.

If you struggle finding this - you can just drop us a message one you have placed the order to confirm the details and we will match it all up.

With most of our products we work hard to dispatch them the day you order or the following day. Shipping within the UK - we use Royal Mail48 so you can expect your item to be with you 4-5 days from ordering. If your order is more bespoke or made up of multiple parts, your lead time will be a little longer. If you are in any doubt - drop us a quick message and we can advise of your estimated dispatch date.

If you have something in mind but we don't currently offer the product - do get in touch - we love to hear from you, and wherever possible help!

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